Dear Jason, it's me Margaret
I have been receiving a lot of email with regards to the whereabouts of our "once a month if you're lucky" blogger Senor Patlan. I can assure you that Jason is alive and well...but perhaps still a little shaken up after his experience in Florida.
Folks, cockroaches are no laughing matter. Had it been a Texas cockroach, things could have gotten ugly real fast. On behalf of his legion of fans, we wish Jason a speedy return to his insightful posting.