Scott + Sick = Slow

Sorry about the lack of updates lately. Between work, sickness and the mental image of Bill Parcells kissing grown men, there hasn't been much to report lately. The Mavs opened up their chase for the title last night...but I'll leave that to Guru JD.

To bridge the gap, I'll leave you with this final thought:

Which of the following could Cowboys future-HOFer Tony Romo NOT defeat?

1. Washington Redskins
2. Philadelphia Eagles
3. Nazi Germany
4. Chuck Norris

Updates to come this weekend...allegedly.

In this, the 5th anniversary of GoalPostGate, I present the following:



P.S. The old guy who tried to prevent the goal posts from going into the stands has just been announced as Texas a&m's new Chancellor. God speed sir!